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Blaire Erskine: Statement From Communications Director For TX Gov. Abbott

Another parody winner from Blaire Erskine.
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"If we could say one thing to the Texas Democrats right now....y'all are being sneaky now. Come on back to Texas now, ok, we got -we're gonna arrest- we got work to do, because like Governor Abbott always says, *stammers*...Winners never quit and Texas doesn't quit. .... Here's the thing, our bill is pretty straightforward. All we want to do is...."

- end drive through votin'
- end extended hours for early votin'
- end waitin' in the car while their friend is votin'
- end drinking water while votin'

...and after some more stammerin', "We want to end votin'. And so it's not complicated." Eazy peazy. Nailing Abbott and other of his ilk.

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