Steve Bannon dropped in on FOX News this morning and he looked like he had been dealing with quarantine like the rest of us - badly. Twitter did not fail to notice and some of the comments were hilarious.
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A rare sight, indeed! The Ozark Mountain Bannon -a subspecies of Steve Bannon- is sloth-like beast marked by its greasy coif, multi-layered shirts, and an air of whiskey-laden white supremacy. It is most often found lurking in Holiday Inn parking lots. pic.twitter.com/HG8AYG8r9B— Operative_X (@OperativeXRay) August 16, 2020
Steve Bannon looks like Ron Jeremy died and came back as a poltergeist.https://t.co/UnpqjZ8OJi pic.twitter.com/iPxYoMysst
— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) August 16, 2020
Harry Potter is not for me. But come on... Steve Bannon looks exactly like that rat guy! pic.twitter.com/j3bOlSOYy8
— Sean O'Connor (@seanoconnz) August 16, 2020
I can't believe no one has compared him to Joyce Carol Oates' foot, yet. https://t.co/8zIPZMKtz8
— (((Bad at Ballet))) (@AlizaWrites) August 16, 2020
A good summary
Steve Bannon looks:
like a guy who was watching porn til 6:30am & his alarm was set for 7.
like a bag of pus that caught rickets
like gout that caught gout
like the patron the strippers ask the bouncer to keep an extra eye on
like he just did a 9 day road trip w/Steve Bannon— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) August 16, 2020
Steve Bannon: Exhibit A for how bigotry corrodes human beings. pic.twitter.com/l3UI0MZ2zv
— Adam Best (@adamcbest) August 16, 2020
Who is this and what is his occupation?
I'll start:
His nickname is Skeeter and he's a dissolute Palm Harbor, FL boat salesman on his 6th marriage. pic.twitter.com/sJpSbYy45M— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) August 16, 2020
That’s Jacky “Juiceman” Boudreaux.
Used to run late night infomercials for a high-end blender - The Juicematic - but disappeared when feds were prepping to hit him with wire fraud.
Believed to be in Honduras or Costa Rica.— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) August 16, 2020
This is Colby Constantine, in the summer he picks up road kill on I-95 and in the winter he re-stocks refurbished sex toys at the Adam & Eve Warehouse in Destin. pic.twitter.com/6GQJWMUOIK
— YS (@NYinLA2121) August 16, 2020
Sells inert “herbal” Viagra knock-offs to guys in the Cracker Barrell parking lot
— CompletePsychoHat (@Popehat) August 16, 2020
say's his name is Teddy, claims to be the love child of Elvis...also claimed at one time he was abducted by aliens from Cygnus X-1..say's they taught him the secret of solving peace and for a couple shots of tequila, he'll whisper it in your daughters ear
— Daniel Hoover (@imdanhoover) August 16, 2020
LOL
His name is Chad, and he was the scion of a well-respected family. He had it all: looks, brains, money.
Until that fateful party when a classmate encouraged him to try reefer. “Just one puff,” the friend said.
Now Chad lives by the docks, competing with seagulls for food.— Sarah Birnbaum (@sarahbirnbaum) August 16, 2020
Twitter never fails.
