Move Over Barbie! Here Comes Georgie!

Introducing the hottest toy of all time - the George Santos action figure!
By Chris capper Liebenthal — April 12, 2023

He's just a Georgie Girl (or Boy)
Living in a Georgie World!
Fake as plastic,
He's fantastic!

Guaranteed to be the hottest gift this Christmas!

With apologies to Aqua and a tip o'the hat to Tengrain.

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