Representative Tom Tiffany wants answers from Merrick Garland about the most pressing issue in Wisconsin - the annual naked bike ride in Madison, Wisconsin.
September 21, 2023

Representative Tom Tiffany (MAGA - WI) is a real man of the people and is on top of all the hot issues which are of concern to his constituents in the North Woods of Wisconsin. Nothing demonstrates this better than him grilling United States Attorney General Merrick Garland about a naked bike ride that happened in Madison in June.

In fact, the June event was the 13th time this has happened. Maybe that's why they call it the Annual World Naked Bike Ride. Just look at the no good those bike riders were up to:

In between the sea of tents and food trucks, 150 naked bicyclists joined the crowd of farmers market-goers and Downtown tourists for the annual World Naked Bike Ride.

Now in its 13th year, Madison’s naked bike ride is one of dozens staged in cities across the country, where participants bare it all to advocate for body image positivity and less dependency on petroleum. Part of this year’s route took riders along State Street and on two loops around Capitol Square.

Of all the woke horror!

But there are some questions that I would like to ask Tiffany.

Now, given that the annual naked bike ride has been going on for 13 years, that means it started in 2010.

It should also be noted that Tiffany was elected to the state assembly in 2010. Two years later, he served in the state senate until he replaced the retired Sean Duffy in 2020. In other words, Tiffany served in the state legislature, which is located in Madison, for the first ten years of existence.of the bike ride.

So, why is it such a pressing issue for Tiffany now? And if it is such a problem for Tiffany, why didn't he do a thing about it when he was a state lawmaker? And really, is this the best thing you could think of to try to troll Garland with? And lastly, don't you have anything better to do than trolling in the first place?

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