October 18, 2023

Don't you always look toward Steve Bannon, the grifting, unkempt piece of garbage from the Trump White House that the former president pardoned after he stole from his supporters over a building the wall scam, for advice? I know I do. I turn his podcast on over his sheer optimism and problem-solving skills. (I'm making myself want to throw up.) Let's see how Bannon would solve things right now.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we've wanted this fight for at least 12 years since the tea party. We've wanted this fight today's the day, and you're gonna see who governs you," Drunky McDrunkFace said.

"And they're whining," he continued, because why the fuck not? "Oh, this is so terrible. It's counterproductive."

"Call them and get in their grill," It said. "Let them know what you think. Email, call their local office."

"All of it," he said. "Burn it down. That's right."

"Get up in their face because right now, this system is not sustainable, and we have a massive invasion on the southern border," It continued. "Alex Jones, the great awakening."

"As you get to a great awakening, you gotta go through some tribulations, sir," he added. "Tell me where you think we are right now."

Are we sure he's not trying to emulate Maxine Waters? It's typical of MAGA to steal from people of color and do a terrible rendition of it. Rep. Waters was fighting against a real threat, and Bannon and conservatives are fighting their own party. Since that's the case, get in their faces, bitchez! Do it. And since he brought up the tea party, that's where all of this started, thankyouverymuch. Burn that shit down, too.

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