The Daily Show Destroyed Ron DeSantis
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December 9, 2023

The Daily Show destroyed Ron DeSantis in one of the most hilarious video montages I have seen in years. It is called "Just be normal, Ron. You got this."

Get ready, Are you ready? I mean, have you prepared yourself to laugh so hard that you may pee in your pants? Do not do this in public with earbuds or you may laugh so hard that you snort laugh. That would be embarrasing,

I warned you.

DeSantis is widely mocked for his robot-like behavior. his lizard like tongue juts, his awkward smiles that show him forcing his tongue between his teeth, his weird head bobs when he gets angry...and who can forget his pudding fingers. So, of course, the narration would highlight all of this.

It starts of with "Remember Ron, you are normal, you are not weird. You are 5'11". Your suit is soft and your shoes are grown-up big boy shoes." And yes, as this is going on, Ron looks at his shoes.

Then it goes to "That's it, pretending you're listening to music, human music. Good. Check the phone, normal style. Activate conversation mode. Hello, you're busy, okay, love you bye fuck fuck fuck fuck" as he realizes he was acting weird.

Another personal pep talk comes with "Come on Ron, be normal. You are not a bobblehead with a dry mouth, you are a big boy with a wet mouth. Activate head turn, activate toothless smile. Good, very good. Activate hand gesture. Good, that's better. Remember, you are Ron DeSantis, you aren't just normal, you're also totally not weird" while he is obviously acting totally weird.

Ron, just quit. You will never be President, at least not in 2024.

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